Ring Around the Rosie by Jackie Q (played by Rose Byrne) from Get Him to the Greek (2010) by Nicholas Stoller
The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.
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| — | By Bill Watterson (via pocket-full-of-stones) |
Resumé
Razors pain you;
rivers are damp;
acids stain you;
and drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren’t lawful;
nooses give;
gas smells awful;
you might as well live.
by Dorothy Parker
From Mein Kampf
this ain’t no party
this ain’t no disco
this ain’t no foolin a
grab-bag of
clever wordplay and sensitive thoughts and
gracious theories about
how many ambiguities can dance on the head of a
machine gun
this ain’t no
genteel evening over
cappuccino and bullshit
this ain’t no life-affirming
our days have meaning
as we watch the flowers breath through our souls and
fall desperately in love
this ain’t no letter-press, hand-me-down
wimpy beatnik festival of bitching about
the broken rainbow
by David Lerner
