Very true (via teachingliteracy)
Ring Around the Rosie by Jackie Q (played by Rose Byrne) from Get Him to the Greek (2010) by Nicholas Stoller
I love marriage. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
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| — | By Rita Rudner (via absurdom) |
The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.
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| — | By Bill Watterson (via pocket-full-of-stones) |
You’re a fairy princess in a world made of raspberries ruled by Queens of hamburger soufflé… Floating around like an incandescent speck in my strawberry milkshake of deranged multilingual disdain and unethical porridge. Your gayness is not so much pornographic as it is national geographic, with green peace looking to keep the harpoons from piercing your nipples.
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| — | By D, a friend |
[People ] were born into a world that was against them in a thousand little ways, and then devoted most of their energies to making it worse.
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| — | From Good Omens by Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett |
