|—||From Comic Relief (1986) by George Carlin|
From A Scanner Darkly by Philip K. Dick
Charles Freck, becoming progressively more and more depressed by what was happening to everybody he knew, decided finally to off himself. There was no problem, in the circles where he hung out, in putting an end to yourself; you just bought into a large quantity of reds and took them with some cheap wine, late at night, with the phone off the hook so no one would interrupt you.
The planning part had to do with the artifacts you wanted found on you by later archeologists. So they’d know from which stratum you came. And also could piece together where your head had been at the time you did it.
He spent several days deciding on the artifacts. Much longer than he had spent deciding to kill himself, and approximately the same time required to get that many reds. He would be found lying on his back, on his bed, with a copy of Ayn Rand’s The Fountainhead (which would prove he had been a misunderstood superman rejected by the masses and so, in a sense, murdered by their scorn) and an unfinished letter to Exxon protesting the cancellation of his gas credit card. That way he would indict the system and achieve something by his death, over and above what the death itself achieved.
Actually, he was not as sure in his mind what the death achieved as what the two artifacts achieved; but anyhow it all added up, and he began to make ready, like an animal sensing its time has come and acting out its instinctive programming, laid down by nature, when its inevitable end was near.
|—||From A Scanner Darkly by Philip K. Dick|
Ring Around the Rosie by Jackie Q (played by Rose Byrne) from Get Him to the Greek (2010) by Nicholas Stoller
|—||By Rita Rudner (via absurdom)|
From Vicky Cristina Barcelona (2008) by Woody Allen (via theleisureclass)
|—||From Good Omens by Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett|